her sex was completely horrible but her weed was great. imma ask her out again
Talk me down man. Writing a paper drunk and about to buy Celine Dion's greatest hits.
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
You're getting a blowjob this afternoon. This has been your morning public service announcement.
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
Dont tell her I prefer to have an aura of mystique surronding me and my penis.
Because of him my new motto is "Keep calm and fuck a guy with a beard". Yes, I am serious.
Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
Sexual Frustration City, population: Me.
I just tried to give a picture of a dude a blowjob. through my computer screen. I was leaning forward with my mouth open and everything so WALK AWAY
Twice. I only peed my pants twice tonight.
He facetimed with his son when he was still inside of me. If that's not a dedicated dad I don't know what is
hey at least you are getting hit on, i spent all day researching cat sedatives
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
He was out clubbing with his SON. WHY did you let me KISS HIM? Also WHERE WAS HIS SON?!
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