This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
I may or may not have eaten the rest of your birthday cake last night after getting blazed and watching harry potter.
i think you have the wrong number
so then it wasn't your birthday cake. k, cool.
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
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I just woke up with a bunch of French fries in my hand and a chocolate shake balancing on my pillow. Lovely.
I haven't shaved in at least a week, he said "obviously neither one of us was prepared for this"
Idk if I woke up next to a cat or raccoon. either way it's purring.
Sorry my hands just texted you
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
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My kids are NEVER playing in the park more than 2 feet away from me until they are capable of punching an eagle.
Got another job?
If by job you mean clever way of getting free tattoos, then yes. I got another job.
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
She played the piano. I played the piano. She got on top of the piano. I got on top of her.
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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