Great, now everyone thinks I've had giraffe semen in me
She started to tell me how she goes to a shrink, so I started thinking how to sneak out of her place, then she said part of it was for her sex addiction, long story short she's got her clit peirced n I just got laid
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
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i just saw that homeless guy who dresses like the cat in the hat at the liquor store. i guess he got enough change to have a good weekend. oh the places he'll go
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
he just looked at me, said "i think i'll keep you around, you put the seat back up and everything," and then burst into tears.
its before 9am and ive already had to dip my dick and balls in a glass of milk. probably isnt a good sign for how today is going to go.
Do you remember using the vicegrip to demonstrate how wide your penis is?
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Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
Lock the bathroom door next time you are going to masterbate with the shower head, okay?
I was just power-washing my vagina.
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
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