i'm officially boycotting relationships. hello random hook ups and treating men like meat.
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
Would you want me to push you down the stairs OR throw you a baby shower?? Real talk
Whatever is fine with me, as long as I am dressed in green and end up shitfaced.
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New plan: we get a little bit drunk and go to 24 hour fitness and be eachothers wing people so we can hit on in shape hot people at a gym instead of drunk idiots at a bar.
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
you stumbled up the stairs in your heels, pulled 23 one-dollar bills out of your bra and then went and puked in the toilet. didnt say a single thing to me the whole time
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
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Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
It was his birthday this weekend. I had to carry him 6 blocks, in 3 inch heels. The entire time he was trying to molest me, eat my face, and try to stop every two feet to tie his shoe. He would light a cigarette, forget about it, almost burn everyone, throw it out, then decide he wanted to smoke. He kept repeating that he trusts me with his life.
...Wow...
I could be a kindergarten teacher
I asked him if we could hang out sometime when we weren't hammered. He said he'd email me his number... that's when I knew I was going to die alone
I told her to not worry about it. Lone Star is an excellent first trimester beer.
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
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