White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
I think "bars open christmas minneapolis" is the saddest google search i've ever done.
Matt just took me to visit my puke stain from 2 weeks ago at the train station...I'm fucking impressive
She somehow inhaled a tack last night, she's having surgery today.
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
He crawled over to me grabbed my boob asked me if I liked cats and then passed out. If that's really my RA, it's gonna be a long year
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
I just had the stunning realization that I lost my virginity in a bunk bed.
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
A penis isn't a time share. I want to own not rent.
Dipping my sugar cookies in a glass of fireball and creme soda. This is holiday spirit
If it makes you feel better he's in the stall next to me and I'm taking a diabolical shit. He's complaining
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