how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
Being a girl sucks.
Being a boyfriend sucks for about a week, too
Just ran into my ex in the WOMENS bathroom. He said I did this to him. Swore he never wore my clothes but said he liked my skirt. I need vodka.
so the girl i've been sleeping with for 3 weeks now just figured out that i don't know her name
Does it count if I'm only ambidextrous while masturbating?
He just told me the blow job I gave him was like a journey
Just spent the equivalent of my life savings in the liquor store. This is going to be a good weekend
I've reached the gravitational age where it's very hard to get my face and my boobs in the same shot without some kind of yoga involved .
I just woke up in my locked bathroom. It's 5 PM. What happened?
Then he unzipped his pants and whispers, " oohhh, look out!"
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
At least I got steroids and a baguette out of the deal
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
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