Working on an important paper into the wee hours of the morning, and every time I type the word "situation," I can't help but think of effing Jersey Shore. Those guidos are now ruining my academic life.
At the miami airport. Don't know if it's all the tequila I drank in cozumel or the 5 year olds french accent but I might puke.
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
You were too busy being proud of your penis shaped pancakes to notice...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
sorry for throwing an entire water bottle of vodka at you. It was very wasteful
Well.. considering he unknowingly dated a prostitute, I consider myself the winner in that break up.
As he was under the stripper backwards, he yelled "we should totally be facebook friends"
Dude. Cab ride home consisted of me making out with an Asian girl sitting next to my Dad
Oh god. I just had a sex dream about the talking dog from the Bush's Baked Beans commercials.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Your actions as of last night have earned you over thirty new nicknames.
Is it too far to say to someone "you're useless for everything besides sex"
I'm not complaining, but why is it that every time I hang out with you I come home with random injuries and random girls?
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
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