Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
I just saw a Puerto Rican child between the ages of 8 and 11 with a faint mustache talking very loudly on the bluetooth in his ear about how "Skittles are played the fuck out"
So im going to watch Hocus Pocus in my footie pajamas... How am I in college?
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
I like how he had to correct himself in stating that I was the fat one in the threesome.
Its like the two hemispheres of my brain are in a death match but are two evenly matched for either side to win kinda drunk.
oh yeah, there may or may not be a large boa loose in the house when you get home.
Just set up my first threesome: a rapper and a Marine. Pretty sure at least 80% of girls in America hate me right now.
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
I've got a 90 day supply of amoxicillin in case of zombie or chlamydia outbreak
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
i feel like the girl with kaleidoscope eyes except the kaleidoscopes are sparkly butt plugs
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
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