didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
I think tonya harding is in my dwi class!
Ask her how she and Jeff Gillooly split the cats after the divorce.
Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
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I just snuked. Sneezed and puked
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
She stole my hamster. idk who she was, she just walked in and said she knew Keith so she stayed, drank 6 beers, and then stole Charles.
Taking shot for every red box on your worst bracket. I have 30. I might die tonight.
Just got a blowie during the Avengers. It's weird knowing that the high point of your life just happened.
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Telling someone to make good decisions on a Thursday is like telling Santa to be Jewish.
I finally fell asleep and like an hour later he wakes me up and says "I've always to be woken up w a blowjob." Um, that's not how it works asshole.
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
"Where are you? Where are my keys? What is this guys name again? Why am I wearing two pairs of your pants?"
Please come check out theses cougars grinding on a pole. I feel like they're showing us up and we need a duel stat
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