Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
you threw up in the oven last night. i found that out after i preheated it to cook a pizza.
i noticed he has a cardboard window on his car and he told me he locked his keys in his car and had to break in...this only makes him more appealing
He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
If we ever start off with margaritas for breakfast and end up naked covered in olive oil...I could think of worse ways to spend a day.
Apparently I used ziplock bags to smuggle my drink out with. By pouring it in one, then cut the corner like it was an icing bag later that night. What is wrong with me?
Walking through campus with a grocery bag full of pot brownies. I'm like the santa claus of 4/20
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
I told my fuck buddy that I wanted one of his arms to take home with me to hold onto in bed and he was hurt that I didn't want to bring him, like as a person, home to my family. I feel like you and only you could appreciate this.
so, i guess i gotta chill on showing up to work hungover... someone anonymously left a bible in my work mailbox (no one else got one)
The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.
Well, I got fired yesterday. At least I already paid for my Adele tickets.
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
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