Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
Seriously. He was just sitting there naked in the dark with a boner pissed that I came home late.
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was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
I'm like the kid who wants his birthday and christmas equally. Every time I get one I want the other. Only I don't want holidays I want brothers
What do you need? A swimsuit and a liver of steel? What else?
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
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I only had sex with him so I could try to steal his roommate's cat, what kind of girl do you think I am?
I just made a drug deal 100% through snap chat
He sat next to me, put his arm around me, yelled at his girlfriend that he was breaking up with her, and told me I'm his little pet for the night.
Note to self; if you can light it on fire, you probs shouldn't drink it
I haven't had an orgasm since 2014. So you cam see why I'm having a bad year.
He's so in love with you that you could fuck a blood relative and he'd be like "I just want you to be happy"
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