i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem??
Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
you were going around the whole club telling people to smell ur purse
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
turns out they were just sand fleas, not crabs.. thank you random mexican girl from padre who's name i can't pronounce
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
The strip clubs here are like a safari of penis, and I'm gonna bag me a rhino.
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
At least you didn't wake up next to your professor who then proceeded to cancel class via phone while still inside of me.
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
Sitting in the car eating a bagel. Watching a guy do tai chi in the parking lot. My morning is fabulous
I'm having to shit out rocks
I'm a peeled potato compared to her. I'm a peeled potato compared to anyone. I'm a peeled potato.
Are you high?
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