Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
____ banged a stripper...well technically she's now a hooker...
What's everyones problem with my costume?!
It looks like a unicorn came on your face.
i'm pretty sure god just pointed at me and laughed
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Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
like a dude with a badge in a golf cart is gunna do shit. Unless he has a tazer. Then it's fair game.
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
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See what happens when I don't get laid? I make poor life decisions, like buying baby ducks.
I think one of my ovaries is committing suicide. But that is a topic for another day.
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
How dare sober me try to tell drunk me I can't eat the applesauce in the fridge! Stingy bitch IM EATING THE APPLESAUCE! you can tell sober me I said that.
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
I woke up on the damn lawn again...it's not even summer yet
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