carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
I*** M*****, this is your dignity texting you. I ditched you when you started hitting on bros and old sailor men last night. My friend Sarah has pictures to prove it.
i was so drunk that i ate a carrot out of her guiena pig's cage and thought it was normal
Thanks for holding onto me so I didn't fall in my pee in that parking lot. You're the best boyfriend ever.
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THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
Drag queen told me that I have the cheek bones to do drag. That's supposed to boost my moral.
tried doing a cartwheel after 10 beers. Guess who has a dislocated shoulder.
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
I feel like butter and tequila would be excellent combination. Right now. Please do this in my name.
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You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
I maxed out my credit card last night on powdered donuts and beef jerky
I'm perplexed as to why anyone on this planet is straight
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
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