Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
I decided that just having that story under my belt and being able to tell it to my grandchildren is worth the regrets of the evening.
Listen, what he fails to understand is that the Olive Garden does not equal pussy.
Always thought my first night in jail would consist of fire and a bunny suit.
STD scares really help you understand the whole six degrees of separation thing...
I can't wait for the day Google doesn't remind me that I got arrested for having 3 shots called 'frog cum' lined up in front of me.
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina
I'm remembering the time we thought it was a brilliant idea to put koolaid powder in shots of goldschlager
On the plus side I'm getting really good at painting the inside of a toilet with my bowels.
Interesting occurrence: the application I use to keep track of my periods and sexual encounters just notified me it had been over 4 months since you were logged as an active partner and ask if I'd like to remove you from my options. Wow, kmsl.
Watching the blind side bc I need a good cry to make sure I'm still human after this weekend's questionable life choices
Nothing says I'm committed to you for all eternity like letting him wear crocs to the wedding
quickly learned not to sleep with your roommate and work colleague in the same week
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
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