When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
Okay I'm all about any plan that ends with "We're gonna get you drunk."
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
I think I threw my underwear away at What-A-Burger last night.
I have vodka soaked strawberries. My latest tarot card reading hinted at a lesbian/bisexual coming out. I doubt I survive the night.
Did you really get up in the middle of a tattoo to go get Taco Bell?
I'm coming right back.
Did you high five my face last night?
Yes. Yes I did.
My mom is selling her car. I'm secretly relieved I won't ever have to tell her about that time you puked in it
Turns out he's not a Doctor Who fan, I mumbled Alons-y as I went down on him. He asked who Alan was. No more drunk sex for me!
When he said he lived in a closet I thought he meant his room was really small or something... But he actually has a queen size mattress on the floor of his roomates walk-in closet.
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
Our livers get a hall pass for 2020, right?
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