she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
i just google imaged poop.
Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
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She better not be too drunk to operate a blowtorch
I found a pair a guys underwear in my purse that has a British flag on it and says and I quote "British beef" what.the.fuck.
Because nothing screams stable like yelling at a guy in a bar because last time you hooked up he stole your underwear.
You in for a dick vacation?
YES, even though I have no idea what that means
I raged so hard that I was so hungover today I threw up out of a car window going 50mph cause my parents didn't pull over quick enough ...sorry to the people behind us
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and then you called me a third time and yelled that you were stealing a puppy named Willow
You're talking to someone who was 80% serious about breaking into someone's house and leaving a cat there with our names in a heart tag on its collar
burned my penis with a sauteed onion again.
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
I realized today that the only things I'm guaranteed to have with me at all times are lipgloss, condoms and a USB drive. hmmm...
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
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