what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
I hate when laundry day is determined by the number of cum stains on my bed
I like waking up with a slight hangover cause I'm dehydrated and it makes me feel thinner.
He told me he wouldn't do any drunk sluts but me. I guess that's sort of a compliment...?
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But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
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Yup he definitely fell asleep. I'm trying to bone an old man
I just had to remind myself that I'm visible in real life. Sitting in the car in a parking lot, and almost took my shirt off because the tag is itchy and I wanted it off... and you know I don't wear bras...
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
idk i was trying to watch Fuller House and you got up out of a dead sleep, just in your boxers, said "no more Dave Coulier" and walked out to the living room and unplugged the router
Success! We fucked roommates!
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
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