As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
i was just singing like a virgin out loud my mom told me to stop kidding myself
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
We have to have sex while I'm dressed as a tiger. It's one of my life goals
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
Being at this stripclub only reinforces how single I am. And I was *just* becoming okay with that.
The paramedics were not my fault this time.
He is currently in a meeting and I am sexting him in Italian
And he's using Google translate to reply. Who says cross country relationships can't be fun?
I slipped in the shower today and broke my lighter..
Seriously. Are we going out tonight? If we're not, I'm going to put on sweatpants and do drugs.
On a serious note, don't let me forget to tell you about firecracker baseball. I'm glad I have my fingers. I had to count them.
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