and you said cock pushups were impossible
i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
i never realize how drunk i am until i start using people as human stripper poles
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
He thanked me for being "his little blond pogo stick last night". Good thing?
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
I just used celery as a chaser. That's the level of my refrigerator.
Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
Just came to the realization that what I thought were orgasms were just lightheadedness from hyperventilation. My entire sex life is a lie.
DIBS ON THE NEW GUY.
NO. NO FUCKING YOUR COWORKERS
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
Also, I found this app that is basically a tamagochi from the 90's and now I finally have something to keep me busy at work!
You make me want to do things that I'm pretty sure are illegal.
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