Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
I just kept pointing at random people and telling the bartender to put it on their tab.
i miss our vodka / percocet laundry days.
wore my lacy blue thong that says "hello there" across the front today for my gynecologist appointment. I live to make people uncomfortable
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Its okay I walked into your house, searched for my wallet in your purse, and took a shot of Tequilia all without eye contact, right?
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
So much rum. So many feels.
Notice how both of our plans for hooking up with these guys involve getting them drunk?
Oh my God, we're like men but with great boobs.
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There is a Victoria's Secret pageant on right now with Taylor Swift singing in lingerie. I didn't know a penis could get this erect.
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
They left me at home... I'm a liability
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