people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
I've never been so happy to start my period. I'm gonna let everyone in the store see me buying tampons.
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
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as soon as his mom opened the door to let me in the house she asked if i would like a shot
it's gonna be a great weekend
that trick or treat candy bucket that we used to collect beer money last night was very helpful when I vomited in it this morning
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
Getting high magically turns headaches into rainbows.
High Amy loves you. Sober Amy is unsure, but she's not here so fuck that bitch.
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Bring scissors.....i think im gonna have to be cut out of this damn jockstrap
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
I'm not sure whom I'm texting but I put you in my phone as last nights fuck budy, and I'm just curious if I left my clutch with you?
Jacked up my neck and shoulder hanging on for dear life while I rode him like a boss. Plus my house smells like broccoli, bad! How's YOUR morning?
We're not piercing ourselves today.
So a guy died and our dates revived him with CPR. Good night?
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