Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
I'm in the library if you wanna come give me library head.
oh my god i just remembered the cat blow jobs.
I feel like I'm sitting in a sleigh of puddy. It's not a bathtub though because you need a sleigh to go down a mountain.
Please tell me this is my four loko that I just woke up in....
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
THEY AREN'T MARRIED. PUT ON YOUR HOMEWRECKING PANTIES AND GET TO WORK. NO EXCUSES.
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
Showing girls my stab wound was not the brilliant idea I thought it was.
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
You threw a beachball full of vodka at me and yelled I CHOOSE YOU then ran
Im drunk taking pregnancy tests with this really hot girl...i dont know what is happening
Julius Caesar had a huge penis
WTF are you reading?
Ha ha! No, the guy in the Caesar costume last night. We hooked up. His dick was huge
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
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