Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
Actions speak louder than pants.
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
I tried doing a handstand in the middle of the bar and I ended up kicking this old guy in the face and broke his glasses. Thats how I got kicked out
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
He must have sensed I was about to trade him in...he's really stepped up his sex game
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
Well. I guess talking about me stealing your wife may not be in the list of legit conversations
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
Well, I can mark "throwing up in a daycare bathroom due to a hangover" off my bucket list.
and then you called me a third time and yelled that you were stealing a puppy named Willow
You know you're an upperclassmen when you go to a party with no makeup, wet hair, weed socks, and no shoes, take a shot ski, then leave
I have nice boobs. Don't wanna deprive anyone of the experience.
You're a saint.
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