9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
He just gave himself a boner while driving using "the power of his mind"
He's either jacking off or listening to Kanye West.
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
I just shit my bed. Go ahead and make your 40 year old incontinence jokes now.
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
You know its a good morning when you wake up with blonde hair extensions in your pocket. . .
In other news, my ex fuck buddy is a surprisingly good wingman.
I had to cum in my sink.
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