No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
The only person who has seen my penis more than that girl, is that girl's sister.
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
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thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
Do you think that we can get a group discount on liver transplants? We'll be like kids again!
I accidently showed a girl my balls already today. Made me think of you.
I'd have paid money to see Cookie Monster playing with a vibrator
You were my sober police. You had one job and you failed miserably.
I'm a corrupt cop.
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Anywho, an ostrich attacked me today. Fucking useless pieces of shit birds.
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
Mike Pence got the fuck boy eyes though
i woke up on the couch at 5:24am, hangover, craving for some ribs, but i only had a bag of cheetos and a half empty beer. man what a breakfast.
i was so blazed last night that i kept imagining a talking eagle sitting next to me encouraging me to smoke more... i listened to it.
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
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