so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
Retelling stories from our semester makes me realize we need to get tested for herpes.
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
:)
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
Tonight when I'm getting a bj from a stripper I'm gonna imagine it's you bobbing down there
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
She had cheddar bay biscuits in her purse. Biscuits, Id and cash. I'm gonna marry her.
Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
I just told my bowl "sorry" for putting it down, because I thought I hurt its feelings. omg. I'm high.
Randomize
