wow, i just saw a girl period all over the floor. get my shoes
Michelle found a bong in the garbage and sold it to my mom
do you know anything about the $5 bill with my name stapled to it in my purse??
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
Awww. A guy on the train just took his coat off so his girlfriend could throw up into it. Who says chivalry is dead?
Why would vodka do this to me? I've always been loyal
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
I'm convinced my penis is the only thing holding this relationship together.
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
ROB LOWE. SO BEAUTIFUL. SO DOUCHEY. SO HARD TO SPELL HIS NAME WHEN DRUNK.
You need to stop leading guys on at bars - you're a lesbian.
And now I'm a lesbian with better self-esteem.
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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