Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
This is the last time I call a hotel to see if you or some random guy paid for the room last night.
he keeps his weed in a birkenstock shoe box. its like, we get it, youre from oregon.
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You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
I am self-sufficient. I puked in a wine glass and emptied it in the trash. Points for style and neatness
Just found a condom on my floor from last weekend. 2/2. The scavenger hunt is over.
Okay well we need to be adults. We're gonna end up with diabetes or some shit.
Just skate-of-shamed, shirtless, with a bucket or margaritas. Good luck beating that one.
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Please write a memoir and name it "Game Boy and Dick Stuff"
the fact that you have a guy named the "i want you to tie me up and fuck me" guy speaks volumes about your life.
He goes "what would you say if I told you I like to get it in?" def a potential soulmate right there.
The REAL engagement ring is the jeweled butt plug.
I just balanced a full glass of chocolate milk on my left boob. Don't think i've ever been more proud.
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
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