i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
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We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
My mom just saw the bruise on my chest from the bite mark he left. Played it off that I hit myself w a box of beauty products. She believed me. God I love working retail sometimes.
Lots of alcohol last night skiing this morning = me throwing up off chairlift
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She unfriended me four minutes after we fucked. That must be some sort of record.
I literally just told you I found out I masturbate in my sleep. I think we can be snapchat friends again
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
She was trying to be sexy well putting on my condom with her mouth when her cat pounced from the corner of the room witch caused her to gasp and inhale the condom
Hey how're your balls?
Don't ever let me helicopter again.
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
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