Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
WHY DID I DRINK ALL THE INGREDIENTS FOR VOMIT?!
I'm buying this stripper a house, I don't care what her name is.
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
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Why do I always have sex on the first date when I know it demotes me to booty call girl?
I meant to tell you earlier: bad life decision saturday has been moved wednesday this week
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
it's 8 a.m. and there are people having sex at the foot of the strangers bed i'm in. the guy just asked the girl how she lost her baby weight so fast.
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
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I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
That is priceless. You walk into her house, fuck her husband and demand Chinese food. Your an inspiration to us all.
I feel a blackout coming on
Plz don't have me burst into your house saying you're late for re airport to rescue you from a fat girl again
That was 2 times
You threw up everything but your ovaries.
I managed to convince her that the egg yolks were actually orange juice and she fell for it
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