Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
He dodged my hug and greeted me with a fist bump. I slept with him the night before. The only thing worse would have been a greeting by chest bump.
Is buying her a loofah for my house commitment like? I don't wanna give the wrong idea
He made me sneak beer in the diaper bag... guess who is winning 2012 parents of the year
I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
My pants are like a grocery bag containing ONLY jelly beans right now.
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
It wasn't even dirty talking, it was more like the soothing gentle nonsense noises you make when you've spooked a horse.
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
May the power of my ass compel you!!
Go forth my friend, but don't do any of that fruitful and multiplying shit.
Better not shit yourself at the gym.
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