Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
just apologized to a random stranger while waiting in line for coffee. last night was that drunk
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
Uggh answer your phone, you are the only one I know who'll be proud of what I woke up next to this morning .
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
We still on for coffee?
Cream and sugar. Deliver to planned parenthood in 45.
The EMT told me when I left the ER "I'd like to take off your pants again and inspect your package. Just not during a medical emergency..." We're hooking up tonight.
Points for getting a hot hook up after getting a shard of glass in your thigh. Almost makes it worth it.
All I know is I woke up with his business card in my bra and in my handwriting on the back it says 8 inch.
I'm so hungover that I just wrote up my will because I'm afraid I'm gonna die. I'm leaving you my bong.
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
While he was fucking me, he just stopped and said, "Mike says Hi." Then proceeded to fuck me.
What did you do?
What do you say to that!? But, when I came, I screamed out my full name.
Randomize
