Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
You should have seen the look on the cashiers face when I was buying steel reserve with a suit on.
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I don't make the first move. Ever. Unless were playing monopoly cause that's my shit
I feel like none of my dresses scream slut the way I'd like them to
Stop giving guys blow jobs because you're no good and it's messing up my sex life. Word gets around & then they think it's me and don't believe me when I say I have a twin. Learn to stuck dick right.
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
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Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
Next time a random bus filled with santas pulls up to the bar, I'm not getting on it.
I don't want sex or anything I just really need someone to appreciate how shiny my hair is
No. We can't get pedicures until my toenails grow back.
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
As your friend, who loves and cares for you, I have to be honest. I am judging you so VERY hard right now. Sorry.
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