hooked up with a girl who spoke elfish last night..what up 8th grade lord of the rings fantasies
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
You had me at "mimosas" several texts ago.
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
I don't know what's more sad. The fact that I'm genuinely impressed about being sober for a whole 3 days or the fact that I want to get wasted in celebration.
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
The cop told us he we helped him pass his monthly bong quota. He almost ran out of room on the hood of his car..
Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
Hahaha idk what's worse your life or my hangover.
I just read my D.A.R.E. essay from 5th grade. I'm having mixed feelings about my previous life choices right now.
Listen this is important.. if I die tonight you have to be the drug dealer at my funeral
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