So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
I wonder if Barack Obama has ever been this drunk.
Awkward interaction of the day: Staring at some guy trying out if he is or is not the guy that woke me up yesterday by getting arrested in front of my apartment.
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
Good lord, they've set up every firework to be ignited by a trail of gasoline at midnight. God save us all.
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
Believe it or not, Travis and I simultaneously breaking beer bottles over eachothers heads was not a good idea.
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
No more drinking with Em. She was on the ground so much she looked like she belongs in a lifealert commercial
At least your night didn't end with three cops seeing your ass and you sitting on the ground in a wig throwing your shoes at people
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
Your shoe was in the washing machine. I have it in my pocket. My phone rang before and I answered your shoe. Meet me at the bar in 10.
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
Currently watching high school football on ESPN. Drink every time they say 'this kid's got potential' or 'look at this kid go' or 'atta kid' We're done for..
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