i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
you left your shoes but remembered to take your vodka. i see where your priorities are.
just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October.
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
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Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
We stared down the barrel of pure insanity, took more and the electric elephant god rewarded our fearlessness by giving me golden skulls and naked women crawling out of the walls. I love acid
Just watched my entire extended family eat salad out of the bowl i threw up in last night.
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But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
I have to have sex on a bidet. I'm not sure what kind, but it's reason #4 for an Italian vacation!
So now I'm lying here in bed taking notes from Teen Mom... I fucked up
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
We just finished having sex and as soon as we get out of bed he yells "trust fall" and runs me over
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
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