connan obrien reminds me of an asparagus spear
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
They got me high and left me at the mall with a giftcard for $400. I need an adult.
My boyfriend just asked what time I was coming over. As soon as my old BF unchains me. I think he ran away.
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
I just told the sun to stop. That hungover.
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
Between his smile and monumental dick even the virgin mary woulda blown that man and I am far from the virgin. I didn't stand a chance.
I’m lazy so obviously looking like a rotisserie chicken is my favourite position
Im so sorry for peeing on your chest.
Ok, you agree to the terms? We can have sex, but this doesn't mean we're back together...it just means we're working on things. Got it? Sign here.
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