So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
WAIT U DIDN'T FEED THE SQUIRREL?
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
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I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
I just need a text that says "put that food down bitch" and then maybe I'll lose water weight through tears
You woke up, mumbled something about forgetting to lock the truck at work, slapped my ass, then passed out again...
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
Just remembered I railed lines while holding a puppy
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There should be a Doritos delivery van or something.
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
There should be a guide book that probation officers hand out on "how to tell a tinder girl about your ankle monitor before she notices it at the worst possible moment"
First post college job and I got fired within a week. Something tells me that adulthood isn't going to be as much fun as sex and the city led me to believe.
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
HER BOYFRIEND CAME HOME WHILE WE WERE GETTING IT ON IN THE SHOWER
At least you smelled nice while he kicked your ass.
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