this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
You text me last night that you invented a new food. Cheese-less grilled cheese. Congrats, you made toast.
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
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I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
I've fucked him twice and literally had no idea that he's missing a thumb
Snow days are when you really appreciate that your neighbor is on your bang roster.
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Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
If its not for food we ain't going out.
Shut the fuck up! I can hear you having sex over Pirates of the Caribbean you moaning whore.
He left cushions on my floor, chocolate on my bra and unexplained scratches on my thighs. I think this one might get a second date.
Who else has a jello penis in their fridge?!
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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