sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
i'm having a wet tshirt contest with myself and yet i'm still losing
I just used my 7th grade year book to figure out who I hooked up with last night. Being home is magical.
For Halloween this year I'm gonna go as Angelina from Jersey Shore. I'm gonna yell "umm HELLO?!," cockblock someone, then leave the party early
I'm laying outside on my patio attempting to get sun with a puke bucket next to me... This is dedication to the tan my friend
If after tonight I can still walk on my own, take me to another bar.
DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
being sober in physics class makes me realize the regularity with which i show up to it still drunk
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
I can feel your judgement through the phone
If you think I'm not petty enough to drive to your house at 3 in the goddamn morning just to punch you, you underestimate me.
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
Randomize
