i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
I'm sick of being broke. I had vicodin and frosting for lunch.
He was sitting at the table eating ice and said, "I'm pretty sure everyone in my family has nipples."
So i think i'm going to frame my summons tickets and give them to dad as a christmas present...
Morning yack off the fire escape. Girl walking by was mortified. Gooooooooo Ducks!!
I want to be you.
Who wants vodka and apple sauce
I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
I didn't realize how drunk I was until my vagina was in the snow.
Debating whether the Plan B I had this morning would go under breakfast or lunch in my food log.
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
I once broke a mans heart just to get laid by a premature ejaculator
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
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