quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
Just wrote a paper about alcohol abuse that sounded like my weekend...
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
I left two hundred in singles in your car sorry about the mess
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
I'm chatting with a girl missing a front tooth. I find it quite distracting. I'm sure you have deduced what bar I'm drinking in on this monday night.
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
He rolled up to the party in an ice cream truck. He was definitely my first priority
thought a girl was checking me out today. took me like 5 minutes to realize it was a mannequin
So a guy died and our dates revived him with CPR. Good night?
You know the sex was good when he had to ask which way was north before he left.
I wasn't even hungover I was just mourning my dignity
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
You know it was a good dinner party when one of the guests broke their finger and no one can remember how it happened.
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
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