Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
One of my residents in my hall just found my positive pregnancy test from last year I hid behind the fridge, I'm just going to tell them it was for a science project.
Everything was going good until she wanted to update her status...You forgot to close pterodactyl porn from this morning. Clothes went back on.
just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
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there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
Reggie can tackle my bush.
You were rubbing your foot on one of your legs and kept saying, "My sock feels like a waterslide!"
I fell asleep to the sounds of them banging in the next room. It was oddly soothing...
I have no valid justification for peeing in your kitchen, but I don't think it's worth breaking up over.
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I just took my birth control with Redi-Whip. I'm that girl.
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
mhmm. we know where to go, which places have free bathrooms, how long you can be in one until its sketchy, we have this down to a science. we're like the college sophomore pregaming dream team
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
I can't believe I watched you put a tampon in in the parking garage
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