i hate when u poo a lot and when u wipe theres no poopy residue on the TP. it makes me feel like my butt hole is hiding something from me. just had 2tell sum1.
its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
There is a positive side to a sinus infection. Exclusively cowgirl sex. I've convinced her I'd pass out if I had to do the work.
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
He was basically a horny puppy - following me around all night and kept sticking his hand down my pants.
I left the office with a vacuum, 2 condoms and 300 dollars cash money. Tell me I don't have the most versatile job on the planet.
So, just how hungover are you?
Not at all, surprisingly.
That has to be your X-Men power.
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
oh dont worry mom i am not sick my cough is from a recent increase in recreational drug use
that will happen
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