It's like God shit irony all over that family
Oh please, I could turn a Vienna Boys Choir concert into a shit show
so it turns out that "condoms galore" does, indeed, come up on your bank statement
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
The real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch Buck Rodgers on Tuesday.
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
HE WAS DRESSED LIKE A FISHERMAN AND HE WAS LIKE OH SHIT I THINK I JUST FOUND THE DEADLIEST CATCH i couldnt not go for it my honour compelled me
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
You took your shirt off at the bar, handed it to a girl, and made her wash your dirty shirt on your washboard abs
tuesdays get the best of me...
Can we throw a "death to my 20s" party when I turn 30?
Sure. Funeral attire and hard liquor
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