My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
i gave him head before the novacaine wore off...i think his penis touched my lung
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
How many beers are too many "cause it's Archer Thursday" beers?
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
You did profess your love for cotton multiple times and your hatred for all other fabrics
I'm spending tomorrow with her. What should my ridiculous personal goal be? I've already got a blowjob while eating a cupcake
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
Kelly and I just had sex, and you didn't call or text to interrupt, are you alive? We are both concerned.
Tim is a child that you physically can't love because he makes it hard for you to even find anything redeeming about him so you debate leaving him forever at the gas station.
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
You yelled "Shame!" like you were that bitch from Game of Thrones and then hit my balls full force with your sports bra
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