I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
Currently emptying half-full wine bottles from fridge into my mouth and refilling with water for later. Drunk survivalist recycling!
Holy fuck, spaghetti burritos are the best idea I've ever had.
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
Does Jesus have blonde highlights? Pretty sure I saw him in a lavender shirt and Sperry's.
My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
He added me to his contacts as 'boot and rally'...have you ever been more proud to be related to me?
I can't wait to tell mom.
well all i have to say, besides fuck you, is YOU try assembling ikea shelves while high on molly.
We are the best cocktail. We look appealing, taste amazing, and ruin lives.
My boobs are hoarders, they steal food and hide it. Greedy bitches.
That's when I realized I was probably naked in the wrong bed
At one point she put on my dads pants and yelled after him EMILIOOOO! Dude, my dads name is Mark.
I may have just got motorboated by a male stripper who told me I should be a porn star and not a vet student.
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
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