i'm going to be honest, my vagina smells.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
Those two lesbians inspired me. A whole new way to roll. Fuck shots. Gallons of vodka is the new tequila.
Just found an unopened tied g of coke on the floor in her room... she thinks the maintenance guy dropped it earlier today. This takes the cake for sketchiest apartment.
I need to stop ravaging the freshman dorm like a virginity-snatching dragon.
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
Every now and then I'll meet one who is talented in the art of shower gymnast.
Also if i get drunk and start crying about the elephants you all have my permission to abandon me.
I wanna get a tattoo next to my tattoo that says, my ex did this so don't fucking ask
I just bought a butt plug on Amazon prime day and you're the only person I felt would appreciate that decision
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
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