they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
I just found cold cuts in the blender. You and beefeater can no longer have unsupervised parties.
He deleted all his profile pics with her. It was like the bat signal for single women everywhere.
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
If it snows I'm just gonna sit at my house in my costume and drink beer by myself all night.
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
Remind me in the morning that I've now seen a guy do crack. That actually happened. I'm at the wrong party.
how is it that I keep meeting up with you when Im drunk?
you stand on my porch screaming my name until I come out with you...
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
He sent me a pic and then I suffered dick amnesia about the rest of that
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
You have ten minutes starting with this message to get here. Or I'm putting my clothes back on.
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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