alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
The girl with a dislocated arm just did an assisted keg stand. You will never have an excuse again.
Apparently I was pointing at birds and yelling "YOU USED TO BE A DINOSAUR!!!"
Took me 12 hours to be sober again. Shitshow mission accomplished
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Apparently william has a "couch montage"...an album of facebook photos of himself on different couches in various states of happiness and despair. A heartwrenching journey through what was clearly a significant part of his life. I'd mock him more but I think the fact that I looked through it means he's already won
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
I spilled beer everywhere which led to an oil fire and me melting a spatula again. And then I was late to class so I explained what happened to the teacher.
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Last night you found an onion ring in your fries and then you started singing "A Moment like this"
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
On a scale from 1 to banned, how offensive do you think it would be to wish my vibrator happy Valentine's Day on various social media outlets?
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
can you tell me why i woke up in a diaper and combat boots?
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