You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
So dude, she and I just got done having the most amazing sex, and then she rolled over and said that "lets make some tacos" and proceeded to the kitchen... naked... I'm buying the ring tomorrow
Even the French judge on the olympics would give that a 10
not only did i soak my thesis by spilling celebratory shots on it, but i also stained it with lipstick making it obvious i tried to drink the vodka off it......dgaf, worth it.
she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
So I just learned that my father was teaching me rules for drinking games when I was 5.
We got kicked out after you decided to chase your shot using the soda gun behind the bar.
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
Wow. I grabbed the wrong container to rinse my contacts- it was a beer. And it comes out waaaay faster than saline.
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
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