its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
I guess calling a coworker a lesbian sea cow is some kind of violation.
We made a drinking game out of poaching eggs. When did our life turn into a really awesome version of Top Chef?
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
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And I'm PMSing. So if I'm not crying, I'm masturbating.
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
she made a facebook for her toddler.. his likes include lil wayne and ice luge. He has more friends than i do. I mean, Seriously? there's not enough booze in the world to make thanksgiveing bearable
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
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You rolled around on the floor, yelled about being a "half-zombie" and bit that guy on the leg who was hitting on me.
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
The best part of the night was you shouting "I have to take the LSAT tomorrow" between shots of fireball.
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
His sister gave me the "if you hurt him I will break your neck" talk. I didn't know how to tell her we're not a couple.
We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
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