That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
Saw a dead body on the way to the casino. I think that's a good sign.
She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
just shotgunning some tallboys in the cooler, you?
HOW DO YOU GET RAISES EVERY TWO WEEKS?!
I woke up on a boat next to an extremely attractive man wearing nothing but a life jacket. Neither one of us owns a boat...
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
OH MY GOD MY UBER DRIVER IS PEEING BEHIND A DUMPSTER
Still got in the car though
tell him if he brings over dinner you might let him see your left boob...or right, whichever you prefer. But under no circumstances do you let him see both...unless he brings a good desert...like coffee ice cream or something
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